Tired of regular sex. The next time I'll allow myself to indulge in sex, there should be champagne that will be poured over me. I like to be wet from head to toe. That's not all. I like my lover to dry me with his amazing tongue.

Ever heard of the borny? It's the combination of the words bored and horny. That is exactly what I am feeling right now. It would be great if a borny stud comes my way and starts adding some spice to my dull as a ditchwater life.

I'd be happy to find out if someone would want to wank at the thought of me. Or if someone would want to share their dirty thoughts or fantasies with me. I'm an open minded lass and having a flirty conversation is a good way to end my day.

Some people compare me to Snow White because of my pale white skin, my red kissable lips, and my black hair. I may look like her but I promise that I'm not daft as a brush like her. Anyway, who among here agrees that I'm similar to Snow White?

I may look like a tiger on the outside, but I'm soft on the inside. I'm thoughtful. I care so much about people I love, and I would do anything to make them happy.

Though it may not look like it, I don't smoke fags. I believe that doing so is unhealthy and will only cause harm to my body. And because of that, I would just rather put a cock in my mouth instead of an unhealthy stick of cigarette.

Just like every other lady out there, I have read 50 Shades of Grey and found it brilliantly satisfying! I would fancy to find my own Mr. Grey to do mischievous acts with. I may not be as young as the female lead but I am surely not meek.

I have a tantalizing eyes that have the power to shake your world and let you feel magical sensations you've never felt before. When you're lost in the rain, my eyes will guide you to find your way back to my open arms.

Reading books and watching movies are the two hobbies I love doing on my free time. It's interesting to learn about how to arouse a man with one simple trick. If I'm not reading or watching, I'm drinking red wine with someone.

Let's not waste our time talking about random things. I want to get straight down to business. Tease me as I've never been teased before, and I will flirt with you all night long. My mind is full of naughty fantasies, and you are more than welcome to...

I'm not going to faff around and pretend that I'm an innocent lady. I am a randy lass who would love to share with you my dirty fantasies and how I love to wank off. I just hope that I get a story or two in return.

I grew up reading or listening to fairytales which may explain why I had high standards when I started dating blokes. These days I just want to have a dick in my sopping quim as much as I can. Not that I lowered my standards, more of being realistic.