Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

I would be a hypocrite if I tell you that I haven't been in love with dicks ever since I turned 20. If you can only read minds, you'll find out how I love to eat them with my soft, wet lips. Want me to do it with you?

I'm not getting younger and I've already accepted that. But what I can't accept is the fact that most blokes are into the younger generation. I mean, why can't they just prefer a mature lady like me who can bring them the utmost pleasure and satisfac...

Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

I love nature. I consider that as a fetish. And because of that I’m looking for lads who love nature as much as I do. Someone who admires the beauty that this Earth holds. And I am hoping that you also consider me as one of this nature’s beauty. ...

All I can think about is sex. Even when I am sleeping, I dream about sex. My libido is always through the roof! I have this tingle in my fanny that can only be satisfied by a good dangly bits. I am looking for someone who can help me satisfy this itc...