I'm an athletic woman, so I'm confident to say that my legs haven't crumbled. Whether you like to have awesome sex in the shower or in the kitchen, you wouldn't see me in pain. You'll only see me in absolute pleasure.

Not someone who would text her boyfriend when he's not home after 6pm. Not also someone who gets mad when he's with his friends drinking beer. I'm not insecure, and I know that a man needs his freedom too.

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.

Not here for anything serious. I'm enjoying my single life right now, and I have no plans of adding lemon to it. Not yet ready for petty fights that can add sour flavour to my perfect life. If you're a bloke who wants to have fun and who doesn't mind...

How should I start it? Well, I am a boyish dame who doesn't mind getting gash and contusion from unfeminine activities. I am such a thrill seeker and has a flair for exploring new stuff which makes my life amusing and far from ordinary.