Watches porn as I live by myself. Not married. Not divorced. Single for life. No kids to worry about. I have the longest dildo that's been overused. Not looking for someone to date. Need a man I can share my dark fantasies with.

I am a disciplinarian for exquisite manners, and I enjoy a gentleman who knows how to treat a lady. There is nothing more fascinating than a man who knows how to hold a door open for me and always remembers his please and thank you's.

Pros: - I give a good jobby. - I don't have a gag reflex. - My feet are soft. - I like snogging in cars. Cons: - I can't reach the top shelf without the help of a ladder. - Drinks excessively. - Will hog the sheets.

Other ladies crave for food but here I am craving for some dangly-bits and I want it right at this very moment. Pardon me for being so dirty and horny but I guess it's acceptable 'coz months have already passed since the last time I got stuffed. Anyw...

I am looking for a fine lad who can help me remember what it feels like to be loved once again. I want to do it even just for one night. I don't want anything serious. All I am asking for is a night of passionate lovemaking that will put a smile on m...

Some say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I beg to disagree, honey. Man shall not live by bread alone. There should be nights full of naughtiness. After all, we all need to fill an empty void through sexual pleasures.