Snogging and having a leg over in the car while a lovely music is on sends me on cloud 9. It's what I call the feeling of reaching ecstasy - that moment when I forget who I am and I just want to have more.

I can't wait to get stuffed with someone who can make me moan in ways that I've never tried before as well as in ways that can make the neighbours angry. I bet the lad who can make me do that is someone who's very talented in bed.

Up for a little rumpy-pumpy? I'm so curious! It's always fun to do new things and feel the thrill of being able to do new stuff. Can you turn my fanny to jelly with a few well-chosen words? Let's go for it, make a move!

I refer to myself as an academic, I love learning as much as I love teaching. A few people have called me prude, which I find a bit of an exaggeration. I fancy intellectual banters, testing our wits for compatibility is my form of foreplay.

I sleep naked. Since the air is fresh, I can sleep in a matter of seconds. That's how talented I've become since the moment I decide not to wear anything as I hit the sack. I should have known that it's effective. The next thing I want to do is to sl...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?