Receiving steamy messages is the best part of the day. Reading them after a trying day at work is just lovely. Settling down in bed and prepping myself for a cheeky night that would hopefully end with me creaming all over my fingers or toys.

I like coming home to a clean flat, I am quite the perfectionist which is why clutter is a big no. The only place that I like to get filthy in is on the bed with a fit bloke. Especially if chocolate syrup is involved.

The best kind of woman in the world is someone who will not hesitate to rim her man. I am that woman! You will never see me shy away from licking your butt. If you like, I can also let you experience the pleasure of pegging. I have a strap-on ready f...

I am a disciplinarian for exquisite manners, and I enjoy a gentleman who knows how to treat a lady. There is nothing more fascinating than a man who knows how to hold a door open for me and always remembers his please and thank you's.

I'm a very naughty lass who's barmy about touching her jubblies when hot blokes are around. I love that what I do makes men have pervy looks on their eyes. My jubblies get harder each time I see a man who has a proper Vlad.

Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.