Divorced and ready to play around with new toys! After a decade of putting up with unsatisfying sex, I have finally said "sod it" and signed the papers. Good riddance too if you ask me. Now I am here aching for new experiences and be taught new trick...

I may not be the most good-looking lass here but I assure you that I am the best lass you will ever sleep with. I know certain tricks that will not only make you moan out loud but will also make you scream my name.

When it comes to shagging, I like getting fucked raw. No condoms, it gets in the way of sensation which I think is a shame. I'm not worried about getting knocked up since I had that taken care of years ago, so why not give me a serving of cream pie?

My relationship with my sister is perfect. We always go to shopping centres to buy clothes, eat in restaurants that serves scrummy food, and watch movies. We usually go home together, but there are times we can't. Ask me why.

Some say that I have this intimidating aura, so they don't approach me even if they like me. I won't deny that fact; I want to add to it instead. I may seem intimidating, but I'm a loving person. I give my all to men who love to be with me.

Truth be told, I think I am a little too old to be trying out things like this. However, I have no other choice because going out and picking up MILF-lovers at the pub or bar is getting more difficult.