If there's one thing in this world I would like to take with me when I die, it would be my favorite dildo. You might think I am crazy to bring a sex toy to heaven or hell. However, my pussy doesn't give a fuck where I am. Once it gets wet, I am oblig...

I would be a hypocrite if I tell you that I haven't been in love with dicks ever since I turned 20. If you can only read minds, you'll find out how I love to eat them with my soft, wet lips. Want me to do it with you?

Not to brag, but my irresistible beauty has captivated the hearts of kings and barbarians. These men have ravaged me when I was out in the wilderness, for I love hiking in the mountains at noon. It's hitting two birds in one stone.

I want to try to dominate a young lad who has a filthy mouth. Someone who is bratty and needs to be punished for being such a bad boy. Tie him up and bend him over the bed, spank him until his tight arse blushes deep deep red.

I'm proud to say that I'm not like other ladies who are all mouth and trousers when it comes to their capability in bed. When I say that I can easily make you release your baby batter, expect that that's exactly what I am going to do. Also, I can eve...

Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...