Let's not talk about me, rather I want you to picture me in a tight blouse, buttons barely keeping it closed and tits about to spilling-out. A black pencil skirt, so form-fitting that when I turn around you can see how perky and supple my arse is. Re...

Wearing skin-tight dresses and high heels give me the confidence boost I need to try and pull blokes at the pub. I put in a lot of effort into how I look so if I see a gent who's interested then I make my move. It's a new age, ladies can make the fir...

Just like every other lady out there, I have read 50 Shades of Grey and found it brilliantly satisfying! I would fancy to find my own Mr. Grey to do mischievous acts with. I may not be as young as the female lead but I am surely not meek.

Chicken breast is my favourite part. I either bake it in the oven, fry it, or add some creamy garlic on it. Aside from cooking, I like to play with my cute dog. I take her for a walk in the morning while the sun is not too hot.

Don't underestimate me. Just because I'm a bit old doesn't mean that my knees are weak. I've been going to the gym to work out which means that I'm as fit as the young lasses here. What makes me different from them is that I have more experience when...

You may see me as a granny full of wrinkles, but what you don't know is that I'm wilder than the younger ladies you meet in the streets. I can make you release that spunk you've been holding on to for too long.