Wicked sense of humour and love to pull a few pranks along the way. I'm seeking a bloke who is not a bore, energetic and loud to match my own big personality. I speak my mind yet know when to behave and accept my blunders.

I am a strong and independent lady in the past, but now that I am old, I need someone to be there for me. I need a lad who can give me all my wants and my needs. It would be great if he will not only make me happy but also give me the sexual satisfac...

Here is the only thing you need to know if you want to have a chat with me. Regular topics bore the hell out of me. I will not hesitate to ignore your messages if the only things you know to talk about are the weather, politics, and religion. We are ...

Having a soak in a warm bath with a glass of red wine in hand at the end of a tiring day is just bloody blissful. I do have other ways to release the tension and stress that accumulated throughout the day, but they're of the "dirty" kind.

I have a daring personality that has the power to awaken even penises that are already old and are in slumber. It's them that inspire me to sharpen up my skills. With that, allow me to say that I'm ready for battle. Are you?

Who am I? I'm a simple yet classy lass who dress up nicely and is thoughtful to everyone. But I would only give my special treatment to the man who deserves it. Who are you? A simple bloke with a sense of humor. A bloke who'll be the reason th...