Booze. Chips. Sex. Video games. I think that sums up who I am and what I love about life. I'm an introvert so staying in is not a problem for me. I would even spend hours in bed just wanking or shagging a fit lad until both of us are fully satiated i...

The best way to make a lady like me fall for you is by having the proper tool inside your pants. If you are a bit lacking down there, then learn to compensate through other means. I don't like men who have small dicks and have no sense of humour at t...

There are times when I get sad without any reason at all and when those times happen, I usually touch my axe wound in order to compensate for my sadness. And to be honest, it actually works most of the time! So, whenever I get sad, I guess you alread...

My mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that are waiting to be unleashed at the right time with the right bloke. The manky thoughts I have are the reason for my undying wet dreams. If you are as naughty as me, then we should do the right thing. Let's ...

People usually see me as charming, sociable and adventurous. Well, they got that right. I can be really charming and sociable especially when a bloke is friendly and has a good sense of humor. Oh and of course, I can be very adventurous that sometime...

I won't waffle around and just get straight to the point, I want to find the best way to satiate me when I'm alone at night and only have my hands to accompany me. I reckon that young lads are quite well-versed in the art of pleasuring a woman no mat...