When your life gets boring, When you don't feel excited as you wake up in the morning, When you need to jerk off, You can call on me. I know some ways on how to bring excitement to our life. I'll be waiting for your messages.

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One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

It's quite frustrating that I still don't have a man with me despite my looks. I never considered settling for one lad before. I am quite a playful and beautiful slut when I was younger, so tying up the knot with someone seems like a waste of my God-...

I've been weary of serious relationships since I was old enough to date blokes. A few decades after, I would rather have a casual relationship or fucking than committing to a serious one. I may be old but I could still shag a lad's knob like there's ...

I get handsy when I'm around handsome lads who are friendly with old ladies such as myself. They make me simper with all the compliments they hand my way. Sometimes I just want to kiss them all over and would even give them a shag to remember if they...