I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Going to a posh spa whenever I feel like it has been a blessing. I used to think that when I grow old, it would mean I'd end up like my senile aunt. Now, I get to do just whatever I bloody want, whenever I want to. I love being massaged with aromati...

I am looking for a lad to massacre my cunt. I want to be roughed up and treated like an object. I know that this may sound a bit weird, considering my age. However, these are things that can make me cum hard, and gush out in pleasure.

I live alone in a flat with my cat and I have to find something to do soon or I might go barmy. What would be ideal though is finding a lad that could keep me busy in bed. Have me screaming. moaning, and whining with pleasure.

The wildest place that I've shagged a bloke in is at the cinema while we were supposed to be watching a horror movie. He had to shove his fingers into my mouth at some point because of how I was moaning so loud.

I'm a shameless lady with raving beauty who would say yes right away if a man asks me to follow him to his hotel. I possess charming breasts and tempting pussy that are irresistible even to married men.