I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.

I am no stranger when it comes to things like this. I don't expect to get a lot of things out of this. All I want is to find a man who can make me occupied when I am bored and horny. I know there are a lot of guys here who also want that. If you are ...

Ever since I’ve been single, I have never once met a bloke who can make my whole body tingle the way it does whenever my former lover touches me. I’m starting to think that someone like him just doesn’t exist any more. What do you think?

Nothing beats a good cocktail before midmorning, not so much that it would get me plastered. Just a nip and I'd be good for the day, a woman like me should be poised at all times. In the bedroom is where I let loose and let my desires take over.

I won't be shy to admit that I am very much interested in roleplaying in bed. I usually take the role of the slutty queen who likes to have her handsome servant fuck her in any way and position she wants. If you're into roleplaying too, say hi and le...