Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

Men who are in search of a lady with full rounded average-sized breasts should look no further. Even though I'm older than most ladies here perhaps, I still carry stunning baps that'll drive you to do a double take.

Just like most women, I fancy being tossed around in bed and moved into various positions to get fucked in. I do wonder what it would be like to be the dominant one, be in charge for once. Are there blokes who are willing to volunteer and experiment ...

I have this weird talent of making men cringe with how I phrase my words. I am quite a romantic person. I can shower you with compliments and flood you with praises if that is what you want. Just make sure to return the favour by fucking me as hard a...

The worst thing you can do is assume that I am an easy woman. It is hard to be with a woman like me. You should consider yourself lucky if I even take notice of you. If I reply to your message, then you should be proud because you are one of the few ...

The most exciting shag I've ever had was in the university library a few decades ago. It was titillating because of the added danger of getting caught at any moment. I remember I bit my tongue in my effort to keep my mouth shut while I creamed all ov...