Tear me into pieces with your thunderous longing for sex. Don't leave any compassion for me. Don't show your mercy, for I have been a bad lady lately. Put your huge penis into my pussy as deep as you can.

I'll let you drown in my wet pussy. Being with me will give you weeks of endless pleasure. We'll be riding the clouds 'till we reach the end of the rainbow where there's a pot of gold - a different gold we're about to discover.

Nibble my feet and my ears. Make me scream your name at the top of my voice. Torture my erogenous zones until I plead for you to slide your knob into my fanny. If that has just brought sexual chills to your bones, act now before I get busy with other...

If I have the opportunity to change something in my body, I will choose to not change anything. And that's because I am already contented with my luscious body. I am also confident that my perky thrupney bits and firm bum are already fantastic enough...

I'm an athletic woman, so I'm confident to say that my legs haven't crumbled. Whether you like to have awesome sex in the shower or in the kitchen, you wouldn't see me in pain. You'll only see me in absolute pleasure.

A bacon sandwich paired with a builder's tea is my favourite breakfast. For dinner, I favour authentic Italian pasta or rice and curry. I'm not so picky, but when it comes to food that I fancy, they have to be cooked deliciously and with love.