Just retrieved my freedom from a shitty relationship. It took me eight long years to understand that I have been misusing my precious time on the wrong man, and now I want to mend all the wasted time.

What sex position do I want? Any position. As long as I can freely touch a gentleman's sausage. That's the common question that lads ask about me. I reckon it's better if my bio answers it for blokes who are up for something.

Here's a thing or two about me! I possess secrets that I only prefer to concede to the right person. I'm mysterious and calm, yet hold wild imaginations and quite naughty, soon-to-be-revealed sexual daydreams.

My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

On a cold weather, I drink to be sloshed. It's the best way to stay warm if a bloke is not beside me to keep me warm with his touch and hot kisses all over my body. If the weather is normal, I stay out in the garden to receive the fresh rays of m...

I'm not seeking a bloke who has a champagne taste and beer wages. Instead, I want someone who is practical, realistic, and unpretentious. I want someone who can be real to me and who won't even dare to pretend to be someone he's not.