My big knockers never failed me when it comes to pulling lads. Since I've had them as a teen, it was easy to find a bloke who'd want a quick snog or shag. Now it gets me the chance to have fun in the bedroom despite how old I already am.

With my wild personality, I don't think it's a good idea to stimulate my senses while you're driving or while we're talking about random stuff in your car. But that's okay if you like to announce how we're both randy that we can't get a room for ours...

I can hardly wait to finally have a sexual chinwag with a nice bloke. This beautiful cunt in between my seductive thighs have been pampered all the time, so not having sexual conversations is like hell.

I would love to be treated with respect in the streets and disrespected under the sheets. I may look like a respectable lady, but behind my innocent facade is a naughty bint, waiting for her chance to show off her wild and crazy thoughts.

One thing I realized upon reaching this age is that it is not easy anymore to find a lad who is willing to waste time on me. It's quite depressing that I am not as hot as I used to, but my mind still craves the attention I used to have.

It seems like time passes by so fast, yet I'm not too worried. I want to seize every opportunity I can, may it be shagging a young buff bloke or buying a lottery ticket when I feel particularly lucky. Things in life come and go, best to make the most...