I please myself by spanking my ravishing bum so loud that people from the other room can hear it. Still not satisfied, I let my vibrator jackhammer me hard enough that I can't walk properly the next day.

I have a boo, but he drives me mad because he's too busy at work. That's why I'm here looking to have a shag with a hot bloke. If you don't mind me having a boyfriend, chat with me, and we'll see how it goes.

I'm a clean person. I have a lot of alcohol, wipes, and sanitizer that I use at home and when I go out. But I don't want to consider myself as person with OCD. Being clean and neat is natural I suppose, and there's nothing wrong with it.

I'm gobsmacked at how shagging is different now than when I was younger. All the new positions, toys, and acts that I never would have imagined were possible to bring pleasure. I want to find someone who is willing to teach a lady new tricks.

Don't be misled by how I appear to be. I know that my appearance reflects a side chick, but it's far from my temperament. I, for one, value myself and will only fall for a guy who can exhibit me as his main chick.

My baps are still my best features after all these years, perky and sizable. They're also sensitive, which is why I love it when a bloke licks it up and playfully nibbles on my nips. Using their hands to grope my arse is a marvelous option too.