No one can pleasure me like the way how I pleasure myself. This is a proven fact. Among all the men who have tried, no one has given the orgasms I want. I'm not sure if I am the problem, but I am sure as hell craving for someone who can make me screa...

Baking cake and cookies are some of my interests. On every friend's birthday celebration, my cake and cookies are always present. You can take that literally or figuratively. They're both true anyway.

The only thing that I want right now is a boy toy. Yes, you've read that right. I want a lad who comes to rescue me whenever I'm feeling horny and whenever my axe wound feels the need to be pleased. To be clear, I don't want anything serious, I just ...

Getting a lady like me aroused and horny is a piece of cake. You just have to tell me the things that you plan to do to my body and those things should be as dirty as possible. If you'd like to try getting me aroused, you already know what to do.

I am a newbie to this kind of stuff. So please be patient with me because I don’t really know what to expect. If you have interesting and embarrassing stories about online dating that you want to share, feel free to message me. That would be a grea...

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.