Spare me from the typical bouquet of flowers or the scenario where you get down on your knees with a ring. Let me tell you darling that I'll only tarry here a little. Don't think about giving me a kiss either. You might be wondering what this lass wa...

The easiest way to get my attention would be telling me what your favourite colour is. Why? Because you can tell a lot about the person with the colour they choose. As for me I'm fond of soft pink, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

With the kids pursuing their own careers and my ex-husband prancing around with his new tart, I think it's about time that I have my own fun too. I hope it comes in the form of a fit gent who knows how to take care of a lady like they deserve. I want...

I don't have any problems with being watched while wanking. Never did when I was young and never will now that I'm older. Having lustful eyes on me is one of the best feelings, it gives me the prelude to an intense orgasm that is sure to make me bone...

I don't understand why some men don't like having sex with mature ladies without giving it a try first. I mean, I know that they have their preference as such, but they can at least try the meal before refusing it. What do you think?

Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.