Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.

There's nothing I hate the most than men who cum first before their woman. It is really frustrating to have a bloke who doesn't know how to take a lady to orgasm land. I mean, how hard can it be to make a woman cum. It's a lot easier than it looks.

It's an achievement when a man curses because of how great I am in bed. Compliments I receive for my sex skills are like receiving a trophy. Not to brag, but I've been collecting lots of trophies ever since I started riding a man like a porn star.

I have been feeling a bit horny these days. I am not sure if it's the weather, but I feel like my pussy is getting a lot wetter recently. If only I have a man who can fuck me every time I feel like having a dick in my pussy, I won't be experiencing t...

Playing the piano has been my outlet when I feel lonely from not being watered. A simple tap of my fingers on the keys send me to a different state, making me forget my cravings for sex. This place is another outlet too. A good one.

When I was younger, I used to believe in fairytales and happy endings wherein I get to find a guy who can be my prince charming. But as time passed by and as I grew older, I learned that fairytales are full of bullshit. If you think the same way as m...