A bloke with nice hands and a huge dangly-bits is what I have been craving for. I desire someone who has hands that can cup my strawberry creams perfectly and who has a junk that can please my fanny in the best way possible.

My nights have been nothing but lonely lately. The cold breeze of the night slowly crawling through my body as I lie in my bed all alone. It has been my lifelong wish to have a man in my life. Someone who can warm me up at night and make me feel like...

Being a panda fan myself, I so wish I could take all the panda from China back home a couple of years ago. They are just so cuddly and friendly that I always smile every time I see anything that reminds me of them. Guess, I'm already a panda addict.

I've been itching to find a bloke who would be willing to be my pet. Someone who is comfortable with giving up control, letting me take in charge for a change. I want them to obey my orders or else a punishment is in order.

My big knockers never failed me when it comes to pulling lads. Since I've had them as a teen, it was easy to find a bloke who'd want a quick snog or shag. Now it gets me the chance to have fun in the bedroom despite how old I already am.

Leaving the past behind and on the stage of moving on from a recent divorce. It wasn't me. It's my best friend and her husband. Why am I so affected? Let me tell you, I liked the bloke. Oh, that's incorrect. I "like" him, but he had to leave. To forg...