I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

Being single for such a long time made me realize that I do not need a guy to make me chuffed and satisfied in bed. Well, that's because I already have my fingers and a bunch of sex toys that can bring me much pleasure and satisfaction.

Nipple clamps, riding crops, whips, cuffs, the whole works, I want that kind of fucking. Something that would leave my thighs aching from being spread the whole night. I want the pleasure to mix in with the pain.

Grooming is an utmost priority. Making sure that the downstairs area is presentable and always look appetizing enough to devour. I also prefer blokes who shave, if not trim it a bit, nothing to tickle my nose when I give them a good blowjob.

Not all ladies enjoy doing it, but for me fondling a man's bollocks and hearing them moan makes me want to play with them more. Gals younger than me seem to not grasp that some men would love to have their balls be given attention to.

It's about time that I put my flirting skills to use again. I've been lonely for so long and am quite tired of waiting around. I am anticipating the naughty conversations and getting my knickers ruined by randy lads.