Marriage short-lived but couldn't say I regret it. I just figured out that I'd rather be a single lady who is free to play around with any young bloke who tickles my fancy. Years later, I can still keep up and even go beyond what's expected from me.

I owe my perfect tan to my love for basking in the sun. Though it was never my intention to attract men with it, I've found it easier to catch their attention with the way my skin looks. Even now that I'm older, I still have the same effect on men.

I know it might sound childish at my age, but whenever I feel down I make a blanket fort. Then grab a bottle of wine and read a smutty book while laying down or sitting inside it. Who else would love to enjoy and share a fort with me?

Witty banters with young lads make my heart melt and my cunt wet. I always tell the young lasses to go for the ones with big brains rather than the ones with big packages. Even a woman of my age loves blokes who are good with words as well as their p...

Be true to yourself while you are chatting with me. I hate men who put on a mask just to impress a woman. There is no need for you to pretend to be someone you are not. I will be more impressed if you show me your honesty. Only a handful of men is ca...

There's nothing I hate the most than men who cum first before their woman. It is really frustrating to have a bloke who doesn't know how to take a lady to orgasm land. I mean, how hard can it be to make a woman cum. It's a lot easier than it looks.