Been busy adding another string to my bow I forgot how flirting is. It's been a long time since someone put his knob into my fanny. Now that I terribly miss getting off with someone, I'm offering myself to whoever is willing to take me.

Men who are in search of a lady with full rounded average-sized breasts should look no further. Even though I'm older than most ladies here perhaps, I still carry stunning baps that'll drive you to do a double take.

Now that I've thought about it, things in my life are not fine and dandy. Most especially now that I've been deprived of sex for about three months now. I'm sure that I won't be happy and well until I get my pussy pounded by a lad's dangly bits.

Young men make me cream crackered. Emotionally and physically. They tyre you out because of there tenacity and agility. Now I think older men are much better and they have more to offer fancy passion and maturity when ye 're both in bed.

"Adventurous. Traveller. Dangerous As I'm an adventurous lovely lass, I travel to all kinds of places to explore how old and new structures were built, have great chats with the locals, have a taste of their food. I can be dangerous but in a good ...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?