I like coming home to a clean flat, I am quite the perfectionist which is why clutter is a big no. The only place that I like to get filthy in is on the bed with a fit bloke. Especially if chocolate syrup is involved.

I would be a hypocrite if I tell you that I haven't been in love with dicks ever since I turned 20. If you can only read minds, you'll find out how I love to eat them with my soft, wet lips. Want me to do it with you?

Watches porn as I live by myself. Not married. Not divorced. Single for life. No kids to worry about. I have the longest dildo that's been overused. Not looking for someone to date. Need a man I can share my dark fantasies with.

Put your tongue against my cunt and place your hands on my tits. Suck my clit and nips like a hungry toddler devouring his milk. For me, there is nothing more pleasurable than having a man play with my pussy and fondle my breasts.

Chill nights with a cold pint and salty pretzels spells out the perfect way to unwind for me. Though if I think about it, a weekend spent in bed with a dishy lad and doing unspeakable delicious things is not a bad choice either.

Roleplaying is the name of the game for me. Despite being old, I still try my best to live up to my fantasies. I love acting as a damsel in distress that is all tied up waiting for my abductors to fuck me senseless.